When WORDS fail, eyes speak.
When eyes fail,”HEART” speaks.
When HEART fails, nothing speaks they put cotton in the nose…

Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
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Dhoom Machale
Bahut Dhoom Machali
Ab Bistar Bicchaale……..Or Sojaaaaa.
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Ek Ladka Ghar Der Se Lauta.
Maa : Kahan The ?
Beta : Film Dekhne Gaya Tha Ma Ka Pyar ?.
Ma : Ab Upar Jake 1 Aur Film Dekh?
Baap Ki Maar?
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Promise me we are true friends
I am lamp you are light
I am Coke you are Sprite
I am Sawan you are badal
I am Normal you are Pagal

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K.G Boy On Phone : My Son Has
A Bad Cold And Won,T Come To School Today
Teacher : Who Is This
Boy : This Is My Father Speaking.
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Jokes Funny Text Messages

Bhikari ne phone kiya:
Hello, TAJ Hotel ?
1 Pizza 1 Biriyani 1 Rasmalai bhej do.
TAJ: Kiske Naam se bheju?
Bhikari: ALLAH KE NAAM PE DEDE

Most Innocent Dhamki :
As Da Thief Was Leaving
The House The Kid Woke Up N Said :
Mera School Bag B Lay Jaa Kaminay
Warna Mummy Ko Utha Doon Ga?
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R u idiot?
Why u send me msg?
Who gv my number to u?
Never msg me again.


kya meine kabhi aisa kaha? To fir msg kyon nhi karte..
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Jab Apka Janam Hua , Badal Fata, Adbhut Roshani Huyi, Bhagwan khud Sab Ke Samne Prakat Huye,
Aur Bole- “Sorry Galti Ho Gayi….
Plz Adjust Karlo”
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Papa : Beta har parai stri ko apni Maa samjho to tumhara character thik ho jaaega. Beta : Lekin papa fir aap ke character ka kya hoga???
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Wife: There is an earthquake , house is trembling..& u r sleeping ?
Sardar: Why do u worry? U too better sleep. This is not our own house, after all rented house..
Aap Ki Ek Baat Mujhe Bohat Pasand Hai, Aap Jab Bhi Koi Sms Karte Hain,
To Dil Se Karte Hain,
Kyun K
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Dimagh To Aap K Paas Hai Hi Nahi ?
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Jo Tum Ko Dil Se Pyar Kare
Tum Pe Jaan Nisar Kare
Tumhara Sada Intizar Kare
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Tumhari 1 Ada Pe Qatal Hazaar Kare
Wo Koi Pagal He Hoga.
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Chand Ki Aan Ho Tum,
Sitaro Ki Shaan Ho Tum,
Phoolon Ka Arman Ho Tum,
Kudrat Ka Inaam Ho Tum,
Par Sab Se Pehle Duniya Ki Sari Larkiyon K
Bhai Jann
Ho Tum.
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