Mahobbat karo ibadat k sath
pyar karo nazaqat k sath
dosti karo insaniat k sath
sms padh liya?
chalo ab reply karo sharafat k sath
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi?
Beti: Kuch nahin... Maan banungi, padhungi, shaadi karungi... aur kya?
Mom: Jo karna hai karo par zara serial order mein karna.
Badal garja barsaat na aayi…
dil dhadka aawaz na aayi…..
pura din guzar gaya dost…..
kya ek baar bhi meri yaad na ayyi
Bhikhari: Saab 1 rupaya de do. Saheb: Kal aana. Bhikhari: Saala
is kal-kal ke chakkar mein is colony mein mere lakhon rupaye fase huye hain.
It’s the thing that satisfies
ur mind, body & soul!
Do it on bed, on a sofa,
in the car or anywhere!
It’s called Prayer!
God bless ur naughty mind.
English Teacher:
Make a sentence using "Neither-Nor"
Naughty boy Student:
When girls wear tight fitting dresses,
"NEiTHER" are they
comfortable, "NOR" are we!
Baap: kyu beta ladki psand aayi tumhe?
Beta: papa ladki to bahut moti hai
Baap: Beta ghar kitna bhi bada ho, Darwaaza chhota hi hota hai!
What is a girl friend ?
Addition of problems, subtraction of money, multiplication of enemies &
division of friends.
Q: Which boy has the permission to get into a girls' bathroom
and touch her anywhere he likes?
A: Lifebuoy.